who needs asmr when I can lay here in the dark listening to my dog furiously licking his own ass at what seems like an impossibly high volume
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me: *shows my friend a picture of a possum in a hat, expecting delight*
my friend: ew!
me:
show us the possum
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sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight
aw rats
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She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.
Was it revenge for the braids?
you can lead a horse to water. but watch out
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I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator
yall wont trick me into listening to kpop
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